Is a professor in the E.W. Scripps School of Journalism at Ohio University where he teaches sports publicity, promotion and public relations in the university's graduate school of recreation and sports sciences. He was formerly a sports writer for newspapers and The Associated Press and, for 30 years, headed his own Madison Avenue public relations and advertising agency, where he counseled such clients as A.G. Spalding, the Coleco World of Sports and numerous other corporations and individuals in sports marketing. He joined the faculty of Ohio University in 1979 and in 1983 was awarded the honorary title of University Professor by the student body.

E.W. Scripps School of Journalism

Ohio University

Comedy Writing Secrets

The Dream Job

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ISBN O-89870-510-9 A

A comprehensive and fundamental guide to writing, selling and performing all types of comedy.

Here Mel Helitzer explains and demonstrates all aspects of comedy writing and performing, teaching people how to write for established comics, perform their own material, and/or toss off funny lines for everything from speches to sitcoms to fortune cookie mesages. Using comments, advice, gags, and routines from dozens of top comics (including Lily Tomlin, Woody Allen, Phyllis Diller, Richard Pryor, Joan Rivers and many others), he demonstrates:

the 10 major kinds of joks

the 3 fundamental steps of putting a joke together

how to write for the 20 basic comic personas

how to time and pace a performance

Mel Helitzer's classes in comedy have received wide attention in the press, including a spot on "Good Morning America." He based this book on the specialized comedy teaching methods he uses in his classes at Ohio University.

This book will help you to:

free your imagination to spot the humor situation

master the three fundamental steps of putting a joke ..together

wield the power of the play on words

make deft use of "reverses" and "triples"

mine the phonetic gold in funny words

effectively exaggerate or understate the truth

master the skills of comedy performance


...Has Become A Dream Course.

"The finest and most complete book on our business. It has helped me more than any resource I've ever used. Who says a textbook has to be dull? You'll never get bored reading this "how to" book delightfully supplemented with sport stories, cartoons, statistics and one-liners--all from a man who knows our business inside and out." Glenn Coble, SID of Ohio University

$port$ Publicity, Promotion and Marketing

$29.95 + $3.50 shipping&handlng = $33.45

How to order...

University Sports Press P.O.Box 2315,

Athens, Ohio 45701

Phone: (614) 593-2607 . . . . . Fax: (614) 594-2460

... and you'll get it!

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